Lethal Weapon Revisited

When we watched Lethal Weapon for our latest episode, one thing about the movie struck me as interesting. So interesting, in fact, that I completely forgot to talk about it on the podcast… Then again, it doesn’t really have anything to do with Christmas, which is why I’m going to talk about it here instead: It’s the way this movie portrays the LAPD.

Murtaugh and Riggs are two of LA’s finest, detectives who could not be more different partnered up through mere circumstance. Murtaugh is a straight-laced, by-the-book type of sergeant, while Riggs is ground zero for the “loose cannon on the edge” stereotype. As it turns out, though, they share a common bond as Vietnam veterans. It’s never explicitly mentioned, but we’re led to assume that Murtaugh might have simply been a private during his time in the war. Meanwhile, Riggs’ role as a trained special forces assassin becomes an integral piece of the film’s admittedly convoluted puzzle. In both cases, Murtaugh and Riggs are outliers in their field. In between is where things go a little screwy.

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When we first enter Murtaugh’s precinct, we see a group of officers standing around singing Silent Night. Badly. They are out of sync and offkey. As we’ll find out later in the movie, the cops are somewhat out of touch with the public at large, and this little scene illustrates that by showing that the movie’s average cop can’t even carry a tune.

Later, when a witness’s house explodes, Murtaugh and Riggs try to question some neighborhood kids about any shady characters they might have seen around the house. The kids refuse to answer Murtaugh’s questions because, as one of them blurts out, “Mama says cops kill black people!” (The more things change, the more they stay the same.)

Lethal Weapon was written and directed in the middle of the crack epidemic, and it stands to reason that screenwriter Shane Black and director Richard Donner saw/read a lot about this kind of thing in LA at the time. Their film makes a concerted effort to establish the inner lives of Murtaugh and Riggs, lest we view these two as little more than badges and guns. One is a dedicated family man coming to terms with the fact that he’s just turned 50; the other is a widower dealing with bouts of suicidal depression. Lethal Weapon goes far out of its way to show us that these two are better than the typical beat cops you see on the nightly news. They’re the good guys!

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See? The movie even says so!

Sorry, every other cop in the movie. Better luck next time.

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Episode 29: Lethal Weapon

Welcome back, Creepazoids! This week we dive into Lethal Weapon, the first of several holiday-themed films from screenwriter Shane Black. Will holiday depression get the best of Mel Gibson’s Martin Riggs? (There are three sequels, so no.) How many cheesy buddy cop movie tropes can one movie possibly start? Does Lethal Weapon have anything at all to do with The Karate Kid? Tune in to find out!

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  • Lethal Weapon’s latent obsession with Vietnam
  • Correction: Ryan Philippe is the lead in Stop-Loss. (Taters is definitely in it though)
  • AWFUL PITCH OF THE WEEK: Between COPS and Friends
  • KRANKOMETER: (2, 3)

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Episode 28: The Night Before

Happy Redboxing Day, everybody!

Last episode we called our shot and said we’d discuss The Night Before, and this week we finally make good on our promise. Three best friends find themselves growing older and growing apart while embarking on one last holiday bar crawl. Secrets are revealed, grievances are aired, and allllllll the drugs are taken. Believe it or not, though, this one wound up hitting us all right in the feels. That’s how the kids say it, right? The feels?

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Episode 27: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

This week we decided to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by watching the greenest thing we could find: From 1994, it’s “We Wish You a Turtle Christmas”, a live-action direct-to-video Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Christmas special! And because we’d rather be talking about literally anything else, we also discuss the existential crisis of Master Splinter, nitpick the differences between the various Ghostbusters movie trailers, and Karyn pitches a movie about Joe going back to school as an undercover teenager.

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Drink responsibly.

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Episode 26: Love the Coopers

This week on the podcast, we discuss the family Christmas movie Love The Coopers. Through the ridiculous power of marketing, Redbox tried to convince us this was a Valentine’s Day movie. We may be a bunch of dummies, but we’re not that dumb. I mean… We rented, watched, and did an episode about it, but we’re not thaaaat dumb. Happy belated-Valentine’s Day and also Leap Day, everyone!

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For a more in-depth review of this film, visit our friends over at Front Row Central.

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Episode 25: The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas

Happy February, gang! This week we popped our heads out of our podcast bunker and didn’t see our shadow, which as you know means go back four spaces and do Halloween all over again. In 1996, Universal scraped together a little bit of cash, rewrote A Charlie Brown Christmas and crapped out The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas for broadcast television. In this episode, not only do we improbably land on one of the ultimate truths of Christmas, but also discover how to solve global warming the Final Fantasy way!

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Episode 24: Love Actually

Happy New Year, Creepazoids! We’re back in action with a brand new episode. Last week the world lost one of holiday cinema’s greatest villains in Alan Rickman. So since we covered Die Hard six months ago, this week we honor the man by discussing his other modern holiday classic: Love Actually. Join us and returning guest Drew Meyer as we talk about intersecting narratives, different varieties of love, Billy Bob Thornton’s secret fear, post-9/11 airports, and a whole lot more! (Seriously, this episode’s a long one.)

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The Krank-o-meter Lives!

As you may know, we tend to end every episode by ranking each film we cover on our patented Krank-o-meter scale. The X-axis denotes how Christmas-y the film is, while the Y-axis denotes it’s overall quality. Well, after five or six episodes, we sort of gave up trying to visualize that scale for you, leaving it up to the imaginations of our listeners.

Well lo and behold, this Christmas one of our listeners stepped up and provided us with this handy dandy chart! Excepting Independence Day, which now sits all alone on the Yank-o-meter, these 21 films chart our progress during the 2015 calendar year.

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The first thing I love is how clearly a best fit line emerges. We’ve got films in the corners of every quadrant except the top left. That makes sense, though, because we’re not exactly in the business of covering good, non-holiday movies (ID4 not withstanding.)

A very special thanks to our pal Booker for drawing this up for us!

We hope you’ve all had happy holidays, and we’ll see you in 2016!

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Episode 23: A Very Merry Creepsmas

Merry Christmas, friends! This week we’re taking a break from yelling about holiday movies so that we can kick up our feet, have a few drinks, and play some holiday games. What holiday games, you might ask? Well, let’s just say we surprised ol’ Bradford with a game some might consider a crime against humanity…

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Episode 22: Independence Day

It’s December, which means it’s time to take a break from Christmas movies. Instead, we’re celebrating July at Christmas, and what better expression of July than Roland Emmerich’s 1996 action epic Independence Day! Also, fun fact: We recorded this episode literally the day before the trailer for the sequel dropped. Fortuitous timing, but that means we couldn’t break it down in all sorts of stupid ways. C’est la vie.

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What were we actually fighting in Independence Day? Aliens? Ethnic cleansing? Sanity? Leave us a comment and tell us what you think!

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