Happy Christmas in July, superfriends! You didn’t think we’d be doing one, but guess what? We’re doing one! And wow is this one a doozy…
A Karate Christmas Miracle is one of those movies that defies explanation. A kid sets out to teach himself enough karate to reach black belt by Christmas in order for his missing father to come home after a yearlong absence. Why is he missing? Who is responsible? Why is the kid having psychic phone calls to The Karate Kid‘s Martin Kove? All of these are questions we asked ourselves while watching this baffling freight train to Nightmare City.
Welcome back, friends! We’re officially halfway to Christmas, so we figured what better way to round the corner on 2021 than with some toasty, heartwarming Muppet goodness!
“A Muppet Family Christmas” first aired in 1987 with a whole host of musical numbers, and due to copyright issues the special has appeared in a truncated form ever since. Unless you know where to look online… We dug up an original broadcast on YouTube, and that’s what we’re discussing today! So join us for a trip down memory lane as we discuss “A Muppet Family Christmas”, commercials and all!
Also in this episode, we discuss our own history with this special, the history of the Hess Truck toys, and the tangled rights issues that prevent this special from possibly seeing an official release ever again.
On this episode, we bring you one last film titled Let It Snow. This one is a romantic comedy from the late 90s, when indie cinema was all the rage and bucking Hollywood trends was a surefire way to get yourself noticed! That’s a fancy way of saying this movie doesn’t know what the hell its doing.
James and Sarah met on a snow day back in high school. His family is unlucky in love; she has too many quirks for her own good. Neither person comes across as especially dateable, but nevertheless a romance ensues. The will they/won’t they dynamic flies off the rails almost immediately, leading to a series of extremely poor decisions and questionable motives. But it’s okay, because it’s a rom com and people do stupid things for love, right? RIIIIIIGHT?????
Memorial Day has come and gone! Summer is unofficially here! It’s freakin’ hot outside!
So since we’re all sweating our butts off right now, we decided one good Let It Snow deserved another. That’s right, this week we’re discussing another film titled Let It Snow. This one is a horror film that comes to us from Ukraine, which is unique enough in its own right. A pair of dumb American tourists find themselves stranded on a Georgian ski slope with a madman on a snowmobile hot on their trail. You know how these things go…
As for the film itself? Ehhh… We’re less than enthused to have to break this one down. But don’t worry, there’s plenty here for us to get into! (Spoiler alert: we do discuss the ending.)
We’re finally back in the saddle this week with a Christmas movie that made all of us feel extremely old. It’s the Netflix original film Let It Snow, which follows three sets of teens on Christmas Eve, each in search of love in one form or another. Naturally, all of these stories converge, and we have a real Love, Actually situation on our hands.
This one actually turns out to be a pretty open and shut case for us. It is exactly the film that you think it is, but that doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing. So hop on in and join us as we beg for some snow!
Last year, in the middle of COVID lockdown, Joe and Bradford got good and drunk one night and recorded three episodes of a brand new podcast all about The Adventures of Pete & Pete. What you’re about to hear is the first episode, in which we discuss Season 1, Episode 1: “King of the Road”.
Topics of discussion include: Our own adventures at the Hoover Dam, our first encounters with the internet, the storied career of Toby Huss, Wellsville and the End of History, and whether or not we would return to the 90s if given the opportunity.
This week we remember the late, great Christopher Plummer with a look at the 1978 heist thriller The Silent Partner. Plummer plays a bank robber disguised as a mall Santa; Elliot Gould plays the bank teller who sees him coming and takes the opportunity to pull a heist of his own. The cat and mouse game that ensues is as chilling as it is entertaining.
Also in this episode, we try to figure out why kids in this movie sing “Away in a Manger” wrong, ponder how to spend $48000 in the most boring white bread ways imaginable, and come to terms with the fact that both Elliot Gould and Christopher Plummer were undeniable smokeshows in their day.
Kurt Russell is back as everyone’s favorite Santa for another wacky holiday adventure! It’s Christmas Chronicles 2, a film that opens up the world of Santa and the North Pole, but in the process squanders practically everything that made the first film so charming.
Also in this episode, we get into the proliferation of the dead parent trope, the further retreading of Chris Columbus’ filmography, and the inevitable Christmas Chronicles/Fast & Furious crossover we all know is coming. We then attempt to completely rewrite this series, because we’re desperate for fun around here…
Happy New Year, everyone! We’re back in the saddle after a long winter’s nap, and after this week’s episode we may be rethinking that…
This week we unravel the baffling existence of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa! This CG-animated special aired in 2002 on the now-defunct WB channel, never to be seen again. Never, that is, until internet sleuths dug it up and rescued it from obscurity. Rapsittie Street Kids tests the limits of what can rightly be called animation. With real celebrity voice talent and a handful of musical numbers, there’s no denying the effort, but…well I mean, just look at it!
Merry Christmas to one and all! The big day is finally here!
This time every year, we like to celebrate July At Christmas with an obnoxiously patriotic action film! This year, we’re dipping back into one of our favorite series with Live Free or Die Hard! It’s a Die Hard! It’s a 4th of July movie! It’s got everything!
Okay, so maybe that last part isn’t true. It’s fun enough for a Die Hard movie, but this episode also gives us a chance to discuss a handful of other topics, including Christmas movie titles from around the world, the state of the internet in 2007, and how on earth a bunch of super-nerds never noticed giant C-4 bricks in their fancy Alienware computers…