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I've written about movies on the internet since 2009. Now mostly into the podcast game, talking about Christmas and movie soundtracks mostly. It's fun.

Episode 29: Lethal Weapon

Posted on April 29, 2016 by Joseph

Welcome back, Creepazoids! This week we dive into Lethal Weapon, the first of several holiday-themed films from screenwriter Shane Black. Will holiday depression get the best of Mel Gibson’s Martin Riggs? (There are three sequels, so no.) How many cheesy buddy … Continue reading →

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Episode 28: The Night Before

Posted on April 11, 2016 by Joseph

Happy Redboxing Day, everybody! Last episode we called our shot and said we’d discuss The Night Before, and this week we finally make good on our promise. Three best friends find themselves growing older and growing apart while embarking on … Continue reading →

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Episode 27: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

Posted on March 17, 2016 by Joseph

This week we decided to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by watching the greenest thing we could find: From 1994, it’s “We Wish You a Turtle Christmas”, a live-action direct-to-video Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Christmas special! And because we’d rather be … Continue reading →

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Episode 26: Love the Coopers

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Joseph

This week on the podcast, we discuss the family Christmas movie Love The Coopers. Through the ridiculous power of marketing, Redbox tried to convince us this was a Valentine’s Day movie. We may be a bunch of dummies, but we’re not that dumb. I mean… We rented, … Continue reading →

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Episode 25: The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas

Posted on February 8, 2016 by Joseph

Happy February, gang! This week we popped our heads out of our podcast bunker and didn’t see our shadow, which as you know means go back four spaces and do Halloween all over again. In 1996, Universal scraped together a … Continue reading →

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Episode 24: Love Actually

Posted on January 19, 2016 by Joseph

Happy New Year, Creepazoids! We’re back in action with a brand new episode. Last week the world lost one of holiday cinema’s greatest villains in Alan Rickman. So since we covered Die Hard six months ago, this week we honor … Continue reading →

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The Krank-o-meter Lives!

Posted on December 27, 2015 by Joseph

As you may know, we tend to end every episode by ranking each film we cover on our patented Krank-o-meter scale. The X-axis denotes how Christmas-y the film is, while the Y-axis denotes it’s overall quality. Well, after five or … Continue reading →

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Episode 23: A Very Merry Creepsmas

Posted on December 25, 2015 by Joseph

Merry Christmas, friends! This week we’re taking a break from yelling about holiday movies so that we can kick up our feet, have a few drinks, and play some holiday games. What holiday games, you might ask? Well, let’s just … Continue reading →

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Episode 22: Independence Day

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Joseph

It’s December, which means it’s time to take a break from Christmas movies. Instead, we’re celebrating July at Christmas, and what better expression of July than Roland Emmerich’s 1996 action epic Independence Day! Also, fun fact: We recorded this episode literally … Continue reading →

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Episode 21: Elves (1989)

Posted on November 24, 2015 by Joseph

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Joe and Jon take a moment to give thanks that all movies aren’t as inexplicably terrible as the 1989 Nazi-horror movie Elves, starring Dan Haggerty basically still playing Grizzly Adams. If this episode sounds like … Continue reading →

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