Episode 38: Jack Frost 2

Happy Halloween, Creepazoids! Once again, we’re going Home for the Horrordays, with  Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman! How does a killer snowman traverse a tropical island? What does snowman-related PTSD look like? Will Captain Fun step up to the challenge and save the day? How many Phantom Menace references can we cram into a single episode? The answers to these questions and more as Joe and Johnny-5 discuss Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman!

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Episode 37: How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Welcome back, Creepazoids! It’s October now, and our old buddy Bradford returns to help us ring in the Horrordays! This week, we’re discussing Ron Howard’s 2000 fever dream of a live-action Grinch film starring Jim Carrey! Is this a horror film? No, but if that grim mug down there doesn’t terrify you, I don’t know what will.

Also this week, Joe shares a recent tale of body horror, the gang reels in terror at the Grinch’s secret origin story, and Johnny-5 tries his hardest to break Bradford with the power of Benedict Cumberbatch. Buckle up, gang, cuz the sun is shinin’ and the powder’s bitchin’!

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Episode 36: Trapped in Paradise

This week, special guest Drew Meyer returns to chat about the mid-90s Comedy Central staple Trapped in Paradise. If a movie has no fans, can it truly have fan theories? How many George Baileys does one town need? What is going on with Nicolas Cage in this movie, and how much of it is his fault? Join us as we attempt to answer these questions and more!

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Episode 35: Holidays

“It doesn’t make things more mysterious when you leave things unsaid. It just means you didn’t finish your idea.” Which isn’t always the case, except when discussing Holidays, a brand new anthology horror film featuring nightmare visions of Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Easter, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Halloween, Christmas, and New Year’s. Did we love it? Far from it. Give it a listen to find out how deep this awful well goes!

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Episode 34: Home Alone 2

The 2016 presidential race is heating up, and that means it’s time to remind you of all the movies in which our two candidates have appeared. Like Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! In this episode we discuss Harry and Marv’s surprising resilience, the McCallister’s endlessly deep pockets, and the legacy of Tim Curry. Grab your TalkBoys and bricks and let’s soak a rope in kerosene!

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  • What happens when you repeat the first movie, but with more violence?
  • What’s wrong with John Hughes movies?
  • Home Alone 2’s continued editing-for-TV
  • TRAILER TREASURES: BAD SANTA 2 IS HAPPENING! (NSFW)
  • KRANKOMETER: (0, 1)

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Episode 33: Unaccompanied Minors

With Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters in theaters now, we take a look back at Feig’s 2006 holiday film Unaccompanied Minors, featuring the return of Bad Santa‘s Thurman Murman! Okay, so he’s not actually the same character, but we like to think he is. It’s more fun that way. Disclaimer: It’s so hot out right now that our computer melted down halfway through recording. We still get in plenty of goofy tangents about Star Wars and junk, but we just wanna be upfront with you fine folks!

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Episode 32: A Christmas Story 2

Happy Summer, Creepazoids!

You can tell when a movie really sets us all on edge, because we wind up swearing a whole lot more than usual. That’s the effect of A Christmas Story 2, a decades-later sequel solely designed to cash in on a holiday favorite. Does Ralphie’s mission to get a new car for Christmas have anything on his Red Ryder carbine action range model air rifle? How weird is it to cast Marv from Home Alone as the Old Man? Does Randy live in his own personal time vortex? The answers to these questions and more on this episode of Christmas Creeps!

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PSA: Pirating media is bad. It’s super easy, sure. But still bad.

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Episode 31: Die Hard 2

This week we’re celebrating Johnny-5’s birthday with another trip through a Die Hard movie! Only problem is it’s Die Hard 2, and if you’ve seen Die Hard 2, you know what a rough, boring, gunfight-filled ride we’re in for. What makes a Die Hard movie? Does setting a movie at Christmas automatically count it as a Christmas movie? Is this the movie that drove Renny Harlin off the deep end? Tune in for the answers to these questions and more!

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Hollerin’ About Fake Holidays

Here’s another thing we forgot to bring up on our latest podcast….

The day we recorded our Krampus episode, May 11th, was National Twilight Zone Day. I don’t know who determined this or why, and not even HolidayInsights.com (your one-stop resources for every obscure holiday under the sun) has any clue behind it’s origin. As the site points out, May 11th holds no actual significance in the history of The Twilight Zone, nor for creator Rod Serling. The only episode that originally aired on May 11th was “Young Man’s Fancy,” which honestly isn’t the kind of episode people would throw a party over.

But nonetheless, I went out and did a couple of social media posts about it and hooray, that was fun. Hardly anyone else commented on or even acknowledged the day, though. That seemed odd, because you should never underestimate the power of nerds to profess their love for something on the internet. Especially The Twilight Zone.

Not a week earlier, people fell all over themselves to celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th, because puns (“May The Fourth Be With You”) are the only currency we have now for establishing pop culture holidays. Sure, Star Wars may have premiered on May 25th, 1977, but there’s hardly anything clever or punny about that particular date. If the internet suddenly discovered that August 5th is the one date on the calendar that alllllllmost sounds like ‘Christmas’, I bet they’d move that holiday in a fuckin’ heartbeat.

A week before Star Wars Day was April 26th: Alien Day. It was the inaugural pop culture holiday invented by Fox’s marketing department to celebrate the Alien movies and also sell off some extant Alien merch. Why April 26th? Because LV-426 is the planet visited in both Alien and Aliens. Actually, I can’t believe nerds hadn’t figured that one out sooner. You’d think that in 35 years anyone, including the studio that made the film, would have come up with that one sooner rather than later.

So sorry, Twilight Zone Day. Your day isn’t as cool as Star Wars Day or Alien Day because your day doesn’t involve puns or easily scheduled numbers.

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Episode 30: Krampus

It’s another Redboxing Day, everybody!

This week’s movie asks the question, “What if Santa was actually the devil?” So head on down to your local Redbox, check out Krampus and come on back for our discussion of the movie’s comedy/horror dynamic. This may be our most contentious episode yet, as our three co-hosts’ reactions to this film run the gamut from bitter contempt to utter delight.

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