Episode 46: Wild Card

Posted on April 4, 2017 by Joseph

On this week’s podcast, we took a random shot in the dark with Wild Card, a movie that looked like it might have been Christmas-related. Instead, we got a movie about Jason Statham beating up Las Vegas gangsters and playing a buttload of blackjack. Is there an important holiday message hidden inside? Does the glitz and glamour of Sin City warm Milo Ventimiglia’s icy gangster heart? Or is it all just an excuse to have Statham beat dudes senseless to the soothing sounds of “White Christmas”? Tune in to find out!

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Stocking Stuffer #2: Ed Edd’n Eddy

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Joseph

This lousy Smarch weather is not conducive to watching Christmas movies, guys. We just didn’t have the spirit in us this week. But fear not, because we have another Stocking Stuffer ready to go!

On this episode, Joe and Bradford dip into the madcap holiday antics of Ed Edd’n Eddy‘s first holiday special:”Jingle Jingle Jangle”. How hard is it to be selfless at Christmas? Why are everyone’s own holiday customs so weird? How many Yuletide puns can one cartoon reasonably stand? Listen in and find out!

You can watch this episode of Ed Edd’n Eddy on YouTube!

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Episode 45: Bad Santa 2

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Joseph

Happy Redboxing Day, gang! It’s that magical time of year when all of last year’s Christmas movies are now popping up in your local DVD dispensers! This week, we stall for as long as we can to keep from discussing the bleak comedy wasteland that is Bad Santa 2. Why bring back Bad Santa now? Who asked for a man-sized Thurman Merman? How does Willie keep getting laid? These questions and more answered in this week’s episode!

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Stocking Stuffer #1: The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Posted on February 21, 2017 by Joseph

Welcome to our very first mini-episode, which we’re calling Stocking Stuffers!

Stocking Stuffers are Christmas Creeps in bite-size form. Each one will be dedicated to a holiday episode of your favorite TV shows! In our very first edition, Joe and Bradford discuss the King of the Hill season two episode “The Unbearable Blindness of Laying”. Hank goes blind at Christmas, and only his mom’s new beau can help fix him.

We’ll be back with a new full-sized episode soon!

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Episode 44: The Ref

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Joseph

Gather around the dining table, friends! This week, guest Drew Meyer joins us to have a surprisingly level-headed conversation about the 1994 Denis Leary/Kevin Spacey comedy The Ref. What was supposed to be a shorter episode spins out of control as we keep finding little details that demand to be discussed. From the screenwriting craft to the mid-90s suburban malaise, The Ref is full of fun little cinematic surprises.

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Episode 43: A Cosmic Christmas

Posted on January 24, 2017 by Joseph

Crappy New Year, everybody! We’re kicking off 2017 with a desperate plea to the heavens to save us from this garbage planet. Instead, the heavens delivered A Cosmic Christmas, a Canadian holiday special from 1977 about aliens seeking the true meaning of Christmas. Hold onto your geese, folks, cuz shit’s about to get cosmic!

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SHAMELESS PLUG: Back in December, Joe was invited on the Secret of the Sailor Madness podcast to discuss He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special. Give it a listen!

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Episode 42: The Santa Clause

Posted on December 25, 2016 by Joseph

Merry Christmas, dear listeners! This year, we splurged and got you a jumbo-sized episode about everyone’s favorite Tim Allen Christmas movie! (And apparently so did everyone else…) Bradford joins us once again to pick apart the kid-friendly irony-laden body horror of The Santa Clause! Also, we open the floor to listener questions and take a look back over our podcast year. Thanks for listening, gang. We’ll see you in the new year!

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Episode 41: Holiday Light Spectacular!

Posted on December 13, 2016 by Joseph

Happy Holidays, gang! We’re changing things up this week. Instead of ripping apart one Christmas movie, we hopped into the old front-wheel drive sleigh and rode around town ogling Christmas lights, discussing traditional holiday pageants, and cracking wise about the Elf on the Shelf. In the show’s second half, we preview some of the shenanigans we have planned for next year!

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Episode 40: Christmas Vacation 2

Posted on November 24, 2016 by Joseph

Happy Thanksgiving, gang! We asked our Twitter followers to vote on what we should watch next. After a behind-the-scenes tiebreaker, democracy has spoken. The winner? National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure. The losers? All three of us. How dumb do you have to be to lose a job to a chimp? Why does mid-30s Audrey Griswold still act like a emotionally stunted teen? How old is too old to be listening to 311? The answers to these questions and more in this week’s episode!

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Episode 39: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Joseph

Welcome to the first episode of the rest of our lives. Election 2016 is all wrapped up, and this week our hosts seek solace in the sweet nectar of holiday beers. Also, we’re discussing everyone’s favorite holiday classic: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. The results of last episode’s listener poll are still very much pending, so don’t think we’ve thrown that out just yet. Think of this as an emergency episode in a time of crisis. Anyway, this week we discuss the election, the sad backstory of Cousin Eddie, and Christmas Creep at Walt Disney World!

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