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About Joseph

I've written about movies on the internet since 2009. Now mostly into the podcast game, talking about Christmas and movie soundtracks mostly. It's fun.

Hands on Fire

Posted on July 22, 2015 by Joseph

So the other night, the crew was watching a non-holiday movie for a change, when a startling parallel jumped out at us. Continue reading →

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Episode 12: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Joseph

On this week’s episode, the Creeps take a rocketship to the dopiest sci-fi Christmas movie ever made: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Not gonna lie, this episode kinda runs out of steam once we realize there really isn’t a whole lot worth … Continue reading →

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Episode 11: Ernest Saves Christmas

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Joseph

This week, the Creeps discuss the Christmas movie that set the template for all other movies in which a complete idiot rescues a holiday from the clutches of despair. That’s right, Ernest saved Christmas before it was cool. Deal with … Continue reading →

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Episode 10: Die Hard

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Joseph

It’s Birthday Boy’s Choice this week as we celebrate Johnny-5’s birthday by watching and discussing the granddaddy of all holiday heist movies starring Bruce Willis. That’s right, we watched Hudson Hawk, but for some reason the conversation immediately reverted back to Die Hard. … Continue reading →

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Episode 9: A Merry Friggin’ Christmas

Posted on May 24, 2015 by Joseph

This week’s episode just happens to coincide with Memorial Day, so instead of doing the appropriate thing and not being terrible people, we decided to honor the late Robin Williams by watching and discussing one of his final feature films: 2014’s A … Continue reading →

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Episode 8: The Star Wars Holiday Special

Posted on May 12, 2015 by Joseph

It had to happen sooner or later. This week, the Creeps tangle with the most notoriously horrible Christmas special ever made: The Star Wars Holiday Special. I don’t really have much to add here. Either you’ve seen it and know the anguish … Continue reading →

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Episode 7: Bone Alone

Posted on April 27, 2015 by Joseph

This week, the Creeps dive head-first into The Asylum, with a remake of Home Alone starring a talking dog and Kevin Sorbo, fittingly titled Bone Alone. Great. Cool. We love it. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. What to see what all the … Continue reading →

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Episode 6: Batman Returns

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Joseph

This week, the gang takes the polar plunge into the icy waters beneath Gotham City. That’s right, we’re talking about Tim Burton’s 1992 holiday classic summer blockbuster Batman Returns. Appropriate for Christmas viewing? Appropriate for children? Appropriate in any context? Probably … Continue reading →

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Episode 5: Millions

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Joseph

To take the edge off the cloying feel-badness of Christmas Shoes, this week we’re talking about Danny Boyle’s Millions, a film that also features a precocious kid, dead parents, God, Jesus and Christmas, but is at least halfway bearable and doesn’t make … Continue reading →

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Episode 4: Christmas Shoes

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Joseph

Well, we finally did it. In this episode, we’re digging all the way to the bottom of the barrel and watching the made-for-CBS TV movie based on the most feel-bad holiday song of all time: CHRISTMAS SHOES. Also discussed in this … Continue reading →

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