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I've written about movies on the internet since 2009. Now mostly into the podcast game, talking about Christmas and movie soundtracks mostly. It's fun.

Episode 7: Bone Alone

Posted on April 27, 2015 by Joseph

This week, the Creeps dive head-first into The Asylum, with a remake of Home Alone starring a talking dog and Kevin Sorbo, fittingly titled Bone Alone. Great. Cool. We love it. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. What to see what all the … Continue reading →

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Episode 6: Batman Returns

Posted on April 8, 2015 by Joseph

This week, the gang takes the polar plunge into the icy waters beneath Gotham City. That’s right, we’re talking about Tim Burton’s 1992 holiday classic summer blockbuster Batman Returns. Appropriate for Christmas viewing? Appropriate for children? Appropriate in any context? Probably … Continue reading →

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Episode 5: Millions

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Joseph

To take the edge off the cloying feel-badness of Christmas Shoes, this week we’re talking about Danny Boyle’s Millions, a film that also features a precocious kid, dead parents, God, Jesus and Christmas, but is at least halfway bearable and doesn’t make … Continue reading →

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Episode 4: Christmas Shoes

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Joseph

Well, we finally did it. In this episode, we’re digging all the way to the bottom of the barrel and watching the made-for-CBS TV movie based on the most feel-bad holiday song of all time: CHRISTMAS SHOES. Also discussed in this … Continue reading →

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Episode 3: Bad Santa

Posted on February 25, 2015 by Joseph

This week, we decide to give ourselves a reprieve and actually watch a good movie. So we watched Bad Santa and now we want to crawl inside a bottle of vodka and die. Are we ever going to find a Christmas … Continue reading →

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Introducing: The Krank-O-Meter!

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Joseph

On our latest episode, we devised a method of ranking the Christmas films we watch from worst to best. Dubbed “The Krank-O-Meter” after our first (and worst) ever film, this handy graph will show you where on the holiday scale … Continue reading →

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Episode 2: Reindeer Games

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Joseph

On this week’s episode, we dissect the incoherent holiday(?) charms of Reindeer Games, and come to the conclusion that some heist movies are too stupid to live. Next time on Christmas Creeps: Hopefully something good for once. Click here to download! Click below … Continue reading →

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Episode 1: Christmas with the Kranks

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Joseph

Welcome to Christmas Creeps, a podcast about movies. That’s original. In a nutshell, our mission is to subject ourselves to holiday movies all year round to see if there’s any credence to the idea that the world would be a … Continue reading →

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