Episode 4: Christmas Shoes

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Joseph

Well, we finally did it. In this episode, we’re digging all the way to the bottom of the barrel and watching the made-for-CBS TV movie based on the most feel-bad holiday song of all time: CHRISTMAS SHOES.

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Also discussed in this episode:

  • The Will Rogers Follies
  • Proper Monopoly strategies
  • How much better Christmas Shoes would be if it were Game of Thrones
  • Jon correctly guesses that Christmas Shoes was filmed in Halifax, Nova Scotia

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WHERE DOES THIS WEEK’S FILM FALL ON THE KRANKOMETER?

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Episode 3: Bad Santa

Posted on February 25, 2015 by Joseph

This week, we decide to give ourselves a reprieve and actually watch a good movie. So we watched Bad Santa and now we want to crawl inside a bottle of vodka and die.

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Are we ever going to find a Christmas movie that’s, y’know, heartwarming? Delightful? Spiritually uplifting?

Also, edumacate yerselves:

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WHERE DOES THIS WEEK’S FILM FALL ON THE KRANKOMETER?

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Introducing: The Krank-O-Meter!

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Joseph

On our latest episode, we devised a method of ranking the Christmas films we watch from worst to best. Dubbed “The Krank-O-Meter” after our first (and worst) ever film, this handy graph will show you where on the holiday scale a film falls. On one end of the scale, you’ll find Christmas with the Kranks; a legitimate, honest-to-god holiday film with zero redeeming qualities and no moral compass. On the other end, you’ll find Crank: High Voltage, which is by no means whatsoever a holiday film and also has no moral compass, but is at least 100% entertaining from start to finish.

And to christen the Krank-O-Meter, here’s where Reindeer Games falls:

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Episode 2: Reindeer Games

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Joseph

On this week’s episode, we dissect the incoherent holiday(?) charms of Reindeer Games, and come to the conclusion that some heist movies are too stupid to live.

Next time on Christmas Creeps: Hopefully something good for once.

Reindeer Games

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Email us at XmasCreeps@gmail.com

Intro/Outro: Happy Christmas, You Guys! (Simon Panrucker) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
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Episode 1: Christmas with the Kranks

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Joseph

Welcome to Christmas Creeps, a podcast about movies. That’s original.

In a nutshell, our mission is to subject ourselves to holiday movies all year round to see if there’s any credence to the idea that the world would be a better place if we just celebrated Christmas every day. The first logical step was to hop onto Netflix and see what we could find. And what did we find?

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No ho ho is right. Fuck.

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