Happy Christmas in July, superfriends! You didn’t think we’d be doing one, but guess what? We’re doing one! And wow is this one a doozy…

A Karate Christmas Miracle is one of those movies that defies explanation. A kid sets out to teach himself enough karate to reach black belt by Christmas in order for his missing father to come home after a yearlong absence. Why is he missing? Who is responsible? Why is the kid having psychic phone calls to The Karate Kid‘s Martin Kove? All of these are questions we asked ourselves while watching this baffling freight train to Nightmare City.

SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODE:

• A Karate Christmas Miracle is available to stream here
• Understanding the Meaning of Karate Belt Colors
• North Sentinel Island
• KRANKOMETER: (-5, -5)

Questions? Complaints? Requests? Hit us up at XmasCreeps@gmail.com!