Now, I know what you’re thinking. “The Christmas podcast that does swears is gonna do a Bible movie?!?” Let me state right up front that there are absolutely ways to make religious movies with the artistry to back up the message. And then there are ways to make religious movies that exclusively preach to the choir. Guess which category The Star falls into.

We spend a lot of time discussing what makes this goofy little donkey film so uninspired. But fair warning: We also spend a lot of that time dropping f-bombs. If you’re not cool with that, we’ll see you next time. If you ARE cool with that, then I think you’re in for a treat.

In this episode, we discuss the possibility of gorillas at the Nativity, what a remake of The Crow starring Oprah Winfrey might look like and, of course, where The Star fits into the Winslowverse…

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SHOW NOTES:

• This film is available to stream on Netflix
• The AV Club’s review of The Star
• The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs
• The rock monsters in Noah are seriously cool, y’all
• Also, spoiler alert for City of Angels for some reason
• KRANKOMETER: (0, 0)

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