You lovely listeners voted to make us watch some obscure garbage this week, so we do exactly that with the 1972 bargain basement kiddie flick Santa & The Ice Cream Bunny! Will Santa escape the blistering Florida sun? What exactly is the point of Jack & The Beanstalk? As Joe describes it, if The Ring were a Christmas film, this is what you’d find on the cursed videotape.

(Also, minor spoiler alert for Westworld, I guess?)

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SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODE:

• This…thing…is available to stream on Amazon Prime.
• Or the Thumbelina version is on Internet Archive.
• Jack Valenti explains the MPAA rating system.
• The filmography of Barry Mahon.
• Something Is Wrong On The Internet.
• Action Park / Action Point
• KRANKOMETER: (-3, -5)

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