This week, guest Drew Meyer drops by to force-feed us a big steaming bowl of Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever, a Lifetime Original Movie tailor-made for shilling Grumpy Cat merch to all you hapless holiday shoppers. Mreow.

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SHOW NOTES FOR THIS EPISODE:

• More info about feline dwarfism.
• Buy your very own Magic Wish Coin.
• (Do not buy your very own Magic Wish Coin.)
• Obscure Reference of the Week: The Food of the Gods.
• Keep an ear out for all of Drew’s Cool Snake Facts.
• THE GREATEST GIF OF ALL TIME.
• Visit your local animal shelter today.

KRANKOMETER UPDATE:

This week, it suddenly occurred to us to score films on the Krankometer using X and Y axis coordinates. So if you’re playing along at home, Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever would have a Krankometer score of (0, -3), where the X-axis represents Entertainment Value and the Y-axis represents the Spirit of Christmas.

Let us know how we’re doing! Email us at XmasCreeps@gmail.com!