This week, we decide to give ourselves a reprieve and actually watch a good movie. So we watched Bad Santa and now we want to crawl inside a bottle of vodka and die.

Are we ever going to find a Christmas movie that’s, y’know, heartwarming? Delightful? Spiritually uplifting?

Also, edumacate yerselves:

• The Conqueror
• The Christmas Pickle
• Joe’s rudimentary Krankometer

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WHERE DOES THIS WEEK’S FILM FALL ON THE KRANKOMETER?